Dear FarEastFlora,

I sincerely thank you for all the newsletters in my mailbox. I really need to know the promotions. But I think you're overdoing it with the V day's notifications.

I KNOW tomorrow is THE day. I see it everywhere.

But do you really have to send newsletters to me every other day for the past week to remind me that I'm old, date-less and unwanted???


Pissed,
Audrey