"Yam for Malaysia" Part 2

"Yam for Malaysia" Part 2.


shh <> ass-edge-edge == shah

There's a certain annoying security buzzer for the back door in the office, which will go off if the door was left unclosed for more than 15 secs.

Somehow, the door will not close properly on its own at a certain period of time. I don't wanna think too much into why is that so... And so the irritating buzzer will... Well... Buzz whenever someone goes to the restroom.

So Jo has this on his MSN: "can we change the buzzer to music?"

To Jo:
How about, "Naaaaa mo oh ni tuo fo............"?

Just to note down something I heard from my new colleague, about another colleague.

'YAM' for Malaysia.

I was supposed to go to Snow City on Deepavali next week. Compliments from G. But alas, work beckons, so...

Me : ei.. i cannot go to Snow City liao..
Me : gotta work that day :'(
G : ai yo, holiday still need to work
Me : yah lor.. coz we moving office..
Me : so 3 days cannot work..
G : i see
G : say you need to go temple
Me : -______________-'''
Me : I is not indian!
G : say your bf is black de

Win.

Question : If you see a $100 and a $10 on the floor, which would you pick?
Correct : Both.

Wrong -
a. $10
b. $100

Question : If you dropped your IC overseas, what would you do?
Correct : Pick it up.

Wrong -
a. Go police station.
b. Why you bring IC overseas?

Question : If you hit your head with a coconut and watermelon, which hurts more?
Correct : The head.

Wrong -
a. Which idiot will hit the head with coconut and watermelon?!
b. Coconut. (and continued by another person with...)
c. NO LAH! Watermelon!

She's as fast as superman changes into his red undies.

CL (01-10-2007 11:33:25 AM): dun wan talk to u liaw
CL (01-10-2007 11:33:29 AM): wanna go bedok int?

I will miss the entertainment she provides badly...

CL: we went m'sia yesterday
CL: hahahahaha
me: something farnie happened in msia?
CL: i am laughing coz i was happy la
CL: tmd

My friend loves me.

Qn : What's the word you use to describe a dog shaking (off water)?

Answers I got:
- shake lor
- fling
- flick
- ruffle
- spasm


The ultimate ultimate one...

Whimper.

Clever qn 1 : What happens when you plug 2 mouse into the laptop?

Clever qn 2 : Do you get 2 cursors?

Qn: What do you call a person who corrects other people's (language) mistakes?


Here are some of the replies I get...

• Pain in the ass
• Picky
• Picker
• Idiot

I is one of those.

what's 100 in english?

really laugh until i almost died... somemore i'm sitting in front of my boss's room...

imagine.