if u're a nuisance when drunk, dun drink!

nite started quite well with the movie at Tampines GV with pig, marc n mosie. went for the movie Fantastic Four, story line was predictable. Very predictable, but wat the heck! we had a chiobu n yandaos to see mah.

this movie reminds me of The Incredibles. we had elasticgirl, now rubberboy. then violet, now invisible girl. then jack jack, now torch/doctor doom. hahaha. at least i totally enjoyed watching jessica alba in her 'uniform'. *drool*

while on our way to the toilet after the movie, we saw that there were 2 fellas using Osim iSqueez tied to 2 chairs. when we were out of the toilet, 1 seat was vacant n pig n me decided to give it a try. not too bad leh. can consider getting one in the near future.



here's a link from kennysia that returned (first link somemore leh!) while i searched Google for more info on OSIM iSqueez. really amazed at how much some people can write about a machine which squeezes ur feet. -______-

anyways, pat came over to pick us up for supper. blah blah blah.. not really interested to write much on the food we had.. just the normal prata, milo dinosaur, chicken wings and maggi goreng lah. what i wanna rant about is the blardie bitch whom we met at the driveway of my block.

Pat sent me n pig home from 201, and he stopped the car just below the shelter for us to get down the car when i noticed this woman, whom i tthought looked drunk, leaning on her (assumed) husband, walking towards our car. just as i got out the car, she starting shouting hokkien vulgarities at us.

"Lan jiao lah! Chia pah di yi dao! Lor si li lao peh eh ah?!"
("Rotten dick! Park your car there! Your father's road ah?")

I decided to ignore her n quickly pulled pig away while pat drove off to make a U-turn. BUT! she didn't give up! she continued shouting 'rotten dick' and 'vagina' (in hokkien) several times. we turned behind to take a glance at the stupid bitch. we saw that her (assumed) husband was pulling her away as well, and their son was there all the while. what kind of mother is this?!

when she saw that we were looking, she shouted even louder.

"Lan jiao! Kua simi kua! Li Lao Peh eh lor ah?! Li lao bu bo gah li ah!"
("Rotten dick! See what see! Your father's road ah?! Your mother never teach you ah!")

Okeh! That's it! I snapped! How dare she mention about my mother! I said to her loudly without turning, "You have ah?" This time pig held on to me. The woman continued shouting louder n louder, repeating the same things over n over. Pig couldn't take it anymore as well, then we finally turned to stare at her. Her husband was still holding on to her while she started to fling her arms while shouting at us. I lost my patience n started shouting back at her. Then the bitch tried to threaten us by suggesting going to the police station. What the fuck? Pig then said "why not??", and the fucker flung her arms even harder and shouted "Gia lah!!!". By then, her husband was pulling her and the son away. What an ass! He should had shut her mouth earlier! Fuck! What a screwed up woman!

She continued shouting LJ as her husband pulled her away. Pat has then got down the car n came to us to see what was happening. We continued staring while the bitch continued shouting LJ. Pat then shoved us into the lift. We could still hear her shouting when we reached our floor! So fucking unglam! Poor kid! Having to grow up in such an environment, with such a mother.

If u know that u'll become such a nuisance when u get drunk, don't drink!!!