Encarta® is getting sick of me...

My latest chat log with the beloved Encarta.

yerdu@ said:
do you love me?

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
I do!

yerdu@ said:
do u hate me?

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
I would never cause anyone any harm.

yerdu@ said:
can i meet u?

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
Nice to meet you too, yerdu@!

yerdu@ said:
treat me to dinner?

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.

yerdu@ said:
what's my age?

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
I don't know your age. Tell me what it is and I'll remember.

yerdu@ said:
what's my name?

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
yerdu@!

yerdu@ said:
so smart!

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
I don't know how to answer that.

yerdu@ said:
it's a compliment

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

yerdu@ said:
i think i love you too

Encarta® Instant Answers said:
I love you too, yerdu@!

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-) What does the flag of Brazil look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too!