I was supposed to go to Snow City on Deepavali next week. Compliments from G. But alas, work beckons, so...

Me : ei.. i cannot go to Snow City liao..
Me : gotta work that day :'(
G : ai yo, holiday still need to work
Me : yah lor.. coz we moving office..
Me : so 3 days cannot work..
G : i see
G : say you need to go temple
Me : -______________-'''
Me : I is not indian!
G : say your bf is black de

Win.