Say, "I'm innocent!"

I think I think a lot when I'm in the toilet. (no wonder I'm always late)

Anything also can think about. Family, friends, shopping, etc.

This morning, the process of how I got to know what is, and the usage of 'innocent' just popped into my mind.

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One day in school (I think I was Primary 3), a group of us were playing 'catching' during recess time. Can't remember who the 'catcher' was, but it was definitely not me.

The end-of-session bell suddenly rang and all of us did the "chope" thing to prevent the 'catcher' from 'catching' us. We would usually continue the game the next day. But the stupid blind deaf 'catcher' did not see/hear me "chope" and conveniently touched me and screamed, "ah huh! you pasang!".

If I had learnt my vulgarities earlier, I would have thrown all the 'fucks', 'knns' and 'cbs' at her and risk kena expelled from school. But since I learnt my first vulgarity from my sister years later, I just stared, said that I already 'choped' and walked away. I didn't even show her my longest finger.

Don't doubt me. I is very guai last time. Now still is.

The stupid blind deaf fella didn't give up, chased after me and stuck her tongue out at me. I then shouted back, "I dowan to play anymore!".

Veh childish hor? But I was only 9 leh. Forgivable lah. =D

Now, this other girl (super haolianing-ly) walked over and said to me, 'Say, "I'm inner sern!"'.

I gave her the blank look. And she repeated, 'If you're inner sern just say I'm inner sern. I.n.n.o.c.e.n.t."

Kanz... How the fuck I know what's 'innocent' at that time? Text books haben teach me yet leh!

To prevent myself looking stupid in front of so many people, I repeated "I dowan to play anymore" and ran off to the classroom.

That night, I grabbed my dictionary the moment I reached home and found the meaning of inner sern.
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To the 2 kiam pa fellas, I'm thankful that you've inspired me to read more.

But...

NEH!