Why I shouldn't go for Project Superstar Auditions this Sun

After a debate with the singer-wannabe in me, here are the top 5 reasons why I SHOULD NOT go for the audtions at Toa Payoh HDB hub this Sun.

5. I will miss my colleagues in Savi.

4. I don't want to occupy the whole TV screens of the people watching Project Superstar.

3. I don't want to look even fatter than what I already am on my 37 inch widescreen LCD TV.

2. I don't want to have to lose weight just to appeal to people, I like myself like this.

And most importantly,


1. I wanna give other aspiring singers a chance. *grinz*