my increased 'popularity' on friendster
well, i noticed that there's a huge difference in the number of profile visits during the past mth compared to a few months ago. it's almost the total of the past 6 mths' visits...
this is weird... it's making me wonder if they're viewing my profile because my Friendster's primary foto looks good, or they just wanna chk out the profile of the most hideous looking girl on friendster. hmm... maybe the latter, coz it's the chinese 7th mth.
there has been an increased number of messages too...
"care be friend? can add me msn xxxxxx@hotmail.com or sms chat 9xxxxxxx thanks"
"im Jxx 33 im in s'pore for a few days and i would love to meet up . jxx 9xxxxxxx"
I'm honoured!
But what's happening???
hmm... Maybe Friendster has been (continuously) randomly picking my account to be placed on the 'More People' list of everybody. but because i still have yet to meet my soulmate, so please continue to put me at the top of the 'More People' list ok? Thanks Friendster! *muack muack*
Oh.. there's this other guy... He seems very sincere, but i don't think i wanna get married to somewhere so far. i'll miss my family. So if anyone's interested in getting to know him, do let me know, i'll give you his email address. Or better still, add Oscar into your friendster.
"AM OSCAR FROM NIGERIA BUT I BASE IN SENEGAL ?AM LOOKING FOR BVERY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP SO THAT I CAN HER TO MARRY .AM SO JOVIA .VERY ATTRACTIVE /GENTLEMEN.FAITHFULL AND TRUSTHWORTHY SO AM LOOKING FOR MY CHOICE WHO CAN BE WITH ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE FOR BETTER FOR WORSE TILL DEATH SEPERATE US AM VERY KNID .SO FUNNY INFACT I LIKE TO
ACCOMPANY WITH GOOD WOMAN ?I LIKE GOING TO BEACH .CINEMAN.PLAYING
FOOTBALL .I NEED GOOD LOVE FROM YOU PLS COME INTO MY HEART AM CARE FOR YOU ?PLS TRY TO CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADD OSCXX...@HOTMAIL.COM THANKS YOU MY SWEET HEART COME INTO MY HEART NOW AM IN NEED FOR YOU .
THANKS OSCAR"
Don't forget to invite me to your wedding k?
ooooh... this is all too exciting!
*jump with glee*
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NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME ALSO CAN
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